Romance of the Clouds: March 2007
Monday, March 12, 2007
Ahoy mate, this is your El Capitan speaking. Does that sound like a traffic police or what? Oh, before I, or you for that matter, move on any further, a word of caution: This post is just going to be me rambling about nonsensical random crap all for the sake of killing the 30mins of my life that I have to spare. So if your life means more to you than having Oreos with King Leonidas in the middle of Soho Square on a snowy afternoon, press the "Back" button on your browser now, or you could alternatively visit nakedpicsofborat.com.

Glad to still have you on board, oh mighty sailors (and sailorettes)! Oh since we have sailorettes blogging on this site, I wonder if ther is any SLAYERettes in the house tonite?? Woohoo, New York City, Do you feel me?? Well, feelings are delicate, so my word of advice is take good care of hearts (yours and others) by avoiding oily food, caffeine and probably blowjobs, though the occasional nasi lemak shouldn't cause that mass of a destruction.

I know that some of you might have been complaining why don't i update my blog more regularly. Truth is, there's nothing further from lies, therefore i won't further frustrate your mind nor rape your soul with fabricated truths that gets its origins from lies themselves (though some people say that lies come from Calcutta, oh wait a minute, that's lice, mybad). So I'll just admit straight up here that the only excuse I have for not updating this "labour of love" is probably cos I've lost the love that I thought I possessed. And nobody should be blamed for all this but myself, as the love was there to be found, alas I just lay it bare on the ground for it to be helplessly dumbfounded and picked by a guy named Ashley Summers (Dude, get a life! Or at the very least, get another name!).

Since alot of people who know me knows that i feel strongly towards my country, culture, religion (I also feel strongly towards porn, but it just doesn't sound right alongside the others), let me close this post with a pantun, as my thirty minutes is almost up, meaning I better get moving before The Eternal Blizzard Witch of Zion (what I call Syar) lays her wrath and mighty spells of terror and muffins(Raga) on me. Behold:

Pagi ke Petang mencari dara,
Namun tak satu yang menarik hati,
Hatiku panas bagaikan bara,
Kalau ditarik nantikan mati.

Wassalam.

Kirana signed off at 10:00 AM
5 souls that need closure